Heres another problem,From a poor wee soul who dosent have a name.The problem goes.
Anonymous said...
Dear Patt,
What's the solution for a girl like me who keeps liking man who are cancerian with girlfriends? :(

I feel so hopeless.

This is a common problem.We have a young maiden who has a deep love for an attached male who happens to be Cancerian.She also as she states feels a little hopeless.The answer is simple as most are.
I think that your only way of removing the said male from his said girlfriend is to put out.Give him a little "away love",
first you need to setup a secret meeting with his lady in a pub some miles away from where they live.She will attend because reading between the lines shes a bit of a dirty stopout,This will give you a few hours to work your magic.while shes attending this deseatful liason.
Nip round dressed only in a dress made out of mars bars covering only the rudest of your appendeges (use larger ones if you only have wee boobs as this will give him the impression you have a fair pair of hoot hoots,No man wants to footer with wee lady paps it feels kind of gay.)No more than 14 as he may eat them and then be of no use to you whatsoever.Carry under your arms a selection of newspapers,a magazine rack and a good and varied selection of food products.On seeing this site he will forget about his dirty girlfriend and fall into your arms.The fact that he is a Cancerian has no effect on your ability to attract him but it does mean he is shy and has a tendancy to like tupperware and wear rubber.If this all fails its down to your lack of expertese in the game of love.My premium rate phone line should help.Calls cost £38.12 PER MINUTE Minimum call last 14 hours 20 mins.Dont ask permission from whoever owns the phone because they wont let you use it.The number is 0777 458 259 454 11 12 142 3. if calling outwith london add 15489654632 at the start.
I hope that helps you.if not well yer fecked then.Try Taureans.