A sheep boarding Problem
Anonymous said...
I boabed a sheep last week and now I have a bad itch, can you help.
Of course i can help.
Boabing sheep can hold many a peril.In this case it is quite obvious that the boaber (the one doing the boabing)Was not fully aware of the correct functions involved in Boabing the sheep.So i will enlighten you.
Firstly you must take the correct precausions.A good loose fitting pair of wellies for the securing of the sheep.Carefully place the sheeps rear legs into the wellies(use the front legs if you prefer a sheep bj).In securing the sheep you will find that there will be less horizontal friction and therefore less irritation to your thighs and boy package arrangement.This friction i guess has caused your bad itch.Reading between the lines i feel that this is not your first sheep boab.Ifeel you have been practising this act of wool love several times and may have in the past plunged a dirty sheep.You know the type up for a good boabing any time,any place anywhere.The one with bright red lipstick and wee sheep fishnets.The smell of kipper should also have given you an indication that all was not well.My advice is in future that you go for the quieter sheep and you will find not only will you not pick up an itch but you will inevitably have a better sexual experiance all round(you know what they say the quite ones are the best).You may also find yourself in a long term relationship which can grow with both of you.You can become more and more adventuris in you sexual growth.Talking about growths if you find any in your lower regions ,Stay away from me you many wee sod and go see your gp who will give you some cream to rub on it and invariable in time it will fall off.
This problem reminds me of another, wereby a sheep wrote in telling me of its encounter with a french man.The advice here was simply stay away from the French they are hoaching.
I hope that helps you if not yer Fecked.....Now on yer toes ya mank.
I boabed a sheep last week and now I have a bad itch, can you help.
Of course i can help.
Boabing sheep can hold many a peril.In this case it is quite obvious that the boaber (the one doing the boabing)Was not fully aware of the correct functions involved in Boabing the sheep.So i will enlighten you.
Firstly you must take the correct precausions.A good loose fitting pair of wellies for the securing of the sheep.Carefully place the sheeps rear legs into the wellies(use the front legs if you prefer a sheep bj).In securing the sheep you will find that there will be less horizontal friction and therefore less irritation to your thighs and boy package arrangement.This friction i guess has caused your bad itch.Reading between the lines i feel that this is not your first sheep boab.Ifeel you have been practising this act of wool love several times and may have in the past plunged a dirty sheep.You know the type up for a good boabing any time,any place anywhere.The one with bright red lipstick and wee sheep fishnets.The smell of kipper should also have given you an indication that all was not well.My advice is in future that you go for the quieter sheep and you will find not only will you not pick up an itch but you will inevitably have a better sexual experiance all round(you know what they say the quite ones are the best).You may also find yourself in a long term relationship which can grow with both of you.You can become more and more adventuris in you sexual growth.Talking about growths if you find any in your lower regions ,Stay away from me you many wee sod and go see your gp who will give you some cream to rub on it and invariable in time it will fall off.
This problem reminds me of another, wereby a sheep wrote in telling me of its encounter with a french man.The advice here was simply stay away from the French they are hoaching.
I hope that helps you if not yer Fecked.....Now on yer toes ya mank.
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