ANNONS WEE PROBLEM
I recieved a request for advice from an unknown person whos name will remain nameless.For this reason i will keep the authors name
David O hagan,
7b ginger place.
Copperhead.
Dudley.
tO MYSELF.and his problem goes.
why cant we get condoms to fit small willies?
By the wording of your problem i deduse that both you and your boyfriend both have small willies,as you refer to you as we.I cant help you with the fact you have a maggot but there are some tricks you could use to disguise the size.
1/ only have sex with very short people, who only come up to your bawsack.This will give them the impression you have a monster.....for a few seconds.
2/ grow your pubes to a really wild bushy state until they cover you tiny knob,
then you can pretend to be a girl.
3/buy a 20 pack of party balloons to use instead.Not only are they cheaper and better value but they are made of thicker rubber than a johnny so therefore you might touch the sides.On the down side you may need to buy elastic bands to keep them on.Reading between the lines i feel another reason you cant find jonnies to fit your wee tinkler is that at an early age you were tramatised by a small Cat rearing up at you scaring your penis back into its penis chute.This has lead to you penis being scared to come out any time there's pussy about.Get yourself some cheese and a pair of tweasers and try and coax the wee bastard out.When hes out tie an elastic band at the base ,this will make it appear larger.Dont leave it on too long as it will go black and then fall off.
The fact that you are bashfully shy dosent help.I want you to be more forcefull.I want you to go into Tesco and shout "I have a wee dick!Do you have any jonnies for a maggot".This wont help you but will give other people a laugh at you problem.And you may help some other more fortunate people.
So to summerise Rub your cock with a mouldy cucumber and stick it out the window untill it attracts a blue light .Then runaway.This will train your brain to think of other problems other than the half sausage and you might leave me alon you wierdo.Now on your toes .....you scollop.
I hope that helps.....If not yer fecked ya plum.
David O hagan,
7b ginger place.
Copperhead.
Dudley.
tO MYSELF.and his problem goes.
why cant we get condoms to fit small willies?
By the wording of your problem i deduse that both you and your boyfriend both have small willies,as you refer to you as we.I cant help you with the fact you have a maggot but there are some tricks you could use to disguise the size.
1/ only have sex with very short people, who only come up to your bawsack.This will give them the impression you have a monster.....for a few seconds.
2/ grow your pubes to a really wild bushy state until they cover you tiny knob,
then you can pretend to be a girl.
3/buy a 20 pack of party balloons to use instead.Not only are they cheaper and better value but they are made of thicker rubber than a johnny so therefore you might touch the sides.On the down side you may need to buy elastic bands to keep them on.Reading between the lines i feel another reason you cant find jonnies to fit your wee tinkler is that at an early age you were tramatised by a small Cat rearing up at you scaring your penis back into its penis chute.This has lead to you penis being scared to come out any time there's pussy about.Get yourself some cheese and a pair of tweasers and try and coax the wee bastard out.When hes out tie an elastic band at the base ,this will make it appear larger.Dont leave it on too long as it will go black and then fall off.
The fact that you are bashfully shy dosent help.I want you to be more forcefull.I want you to go into Tesco and shout "I have a wee dick!Do you have any jonnies for a maggot".This wont help you but will give other people a laugh at you problem.And you may help some other more fortunate people.
So to summerise Rub your cock with a mouldy cucumber and stick it out the window untill it attracts a blue light .Then runaway.This will train your brain to think of other problems other than the half sausage and you might leave me alon you wierdo.Now on your toes .....you scollop.
I hope that helps.....If not yer fecked ya plum.
posted by Patt at 5:00 PM
5 Comments:
you have great ideas about wee willies do all scotsmen use these methods
No.Annonymous ,Scotsmen have among some of the biggest appendages in the world.This is a predominatly a problem for the south of britian.
Patt,in favour of me pimping your blog at my blog.. I want a 20 something good looking chap with a nice set of of abs (not flabs) and perfect biceps plus the millions of dollars and also a nice car. Can do?
do you all have small legs and that makes your willies look bigger
annon.
yes u r right.
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