cheesy belly button lady
this poor wee lambs work colleague has a problem....lets fix it for her.The problem goes......
double-v- said...
my friend at work wants to know why her bellybutton stinks. she said that when she inserted her finger in2 it and pulled it out her finger was green and cheesy.
Not an uncommon problem.First we need to deal with your denial that it is actually you and not your "FRIEND".Who has the problem.Admitting thats this discusting and apporant ailment is happening to you Double v.
I will fill you in on some of the background to why you have this problem.Firstly when god made us all ,he made us in bulk and moulded usm like an airfix kit.If you havent seen them its like a plastic frame and all the pieces are connected by small lengths of platic and like these airfix kits ,when God pulls us off this plastic frame it invariably leaves a we dent...This wee dent on you is your belly button,although this is not always the case i believe Ginger men were attached through the ars@holio..anyway i digress......So we now know why you have a belly button but why does it stink?
It stinks of cheese as you fine well know because of a night after downing several bottles of buckfast tonic wine you invariably find yourself a young man of dubious virture and force him to smear you semi naked body with a variety of cheese's especially thon moul;dy french minging wans that gie god fearing, right minded blokes the boak.While you rithe in a vat of unadultarated passion the like of which has not been seen in the west coast of Scotland since my first ventures into the art of love.So this tells us why it is cheesy........
Now we need to ask ourselves why is it green?.......Well i dont have a fecking clue.....You my smelly wee mate should take yersel ta the doctor cos you have serios complaint their.It actually sounds like Fanny rot....The only cure for this is to have your chuff cut off and replaced with an artificial wan....Like the ones i hear they sell in Annie Summurs for the boys that are too lazy ot too ugly to either get a burd or have a Halo .
So to summerise,you will always have a belly,stop getting boys to rub cheese on you and get a fanny transplant.
............Oh and stay away from me you sound Ripe...
I hope that helps if notill be a grey haired Pot bellied handsome chap.
double-v- said...
my friend at work wants to know why her bellybutton stinks. she said that when she inserted her finger in2 it and pulled it out her finger was green and cheesy.
Not an uncommon problem.First we need to deal with your denial that it is actually you and not your "FRIEND".Who has the problem.Admitting thats this discusting and apporant ailment is happening to you Double v.
I will fill you in on some of the background to why you have this problem.Firstly when god made us all ,he made us in bulk and moulded usm like an airfix kit.If you havent seen them its like a plastic frame and all the pieces are connected by small lengths of platic and like these airfix kits ,when God pulls us off this plastic frame it invariably leaves a we dent...This wee dent on you is your belly button,although this is not always the case i believe Ginger men were attached through the ars@holio..anyway i digress......So we now know why you have a belly button but why does it stink?
It stinks of cheese as you fine well know because of a night after downing several bottles of buckfast tonic wine you invariably find yourself a young man of dubious virture and force him to smear you semi naked body with a variety of cheese's especially thon moul;dy french minging wans that gie god fearing, right minded blokes the boak.While you rithe in a vat of unadultarated passion the like of which has not been seen in the west coast of Scotland since my first ventures into the art of love.So this tells us why it is cheesy........
Now we need to ask ourselves why is it green?.......Well i dont have a fecking clue.....You my smelly wee mate should take yersel ta the doctor cos you have serios complaint their.It actually sounds like Fanny rot....The only cure for this is to have your chuff cut off and replaced with an artificial wan....Like the ones i hear they sell in Annie Summurs for the boys that are too lazy ot too ugly to either get a burd or have a Halo .
So to summerise,you will always have a belly,stop getting boys to rub cheese on you and get a fanny transplant.
............Oh and stay away from me you sound Ripe...
I hope that helps if notill be a grey haired Pot bellied handsome chap.
posted by Patt at 5:03 PM
3 Comments:
it was my mate yhe same one that wants big shlongs
double v...come on your fooling no one
haha
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