THE LADIE SEEK FUN TIMES

This poor wee soul has a problem that ....makes me mauve with anger....It goes.
annonomus says
pleae help we are a couple of saddos who once had a social life fighting the cause now this is over we miss all our wonderfull nights out i.e. burger king at 2.30am in glasgow is not to be missed, can you please give us some help in some other cause that is looking for a reduntant possie!

Ah my heart goes out to you.
Reading between the lines i can sense that the mere existance of tupperware,makes you retch like a small horse running on a thursday.Me too.It is also apparent that you have an eversion to cheap fast food restaraunt beavers.The solution is simple get yourself a stick and the next time the Beaver pops out,Smak him right between the eyes....Try and get his confidence first by giving him a wee tickle or a big sausage.........Oh do this before you hit him or the other part will be very difficult.Then nick down to the nearest shop and buy some out of date "Shake and Vac" and spread it on next doors weasils ears while cavorting naked in the back garden shouting "I HAVE A SIGNED CELTIC BALL AND IM GONNY TAKE IT AFF THAT WUMMIN I GAVE IT TOO AND GIE IT TO PATTAGONY FOR SOLVING MY PROBLEMS....................TRUMPET".
I hope that helps you if not rub your leggs with vim and dress as a clown while firing ping pong balls out of your @;,ff ,HongKong style into the assembled leadership of you local councils education Department who have been smothered in jam , sand and jaunty hats.
I BET THAT WORKS.......Especially the football thing.....Ill swap it for a signed Niel Lennon Book.......
OR Just setup a wee night oot for the goodguys and no invites to the bad guys......